my mum was struggling to open a chocolate easter egg so i was like ‘hold on i bet i can smash it against my forehead’ and she was like ‘no scarlett seriously don’t do it’ but i didnt listen and i picked it up like lmao and hit myself in the face with it and thats when i realised it wasnt hollow it was just a solid egg of chocolate i have never been in so much pain in my life someone call 999 

(via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)


ppl who send texts with this smiley face :-) are future rapists and or serial killers

(via lamelohan)


playlist for the day

  1. i don’t care - apocalyptica
  2. really don’t care - demi lovato
  3. i don’t care - fall out boy
  4. i love it (i don’t care) - icona pop
  5. i don’t care - 2ne1
  6. i don’t care about you - cody johnson
  7. we don’t care - kanye west
  8. i don’t care anymore - phil collins

(via fireflywonderland)


my phone battery died faster than my dreams

(via kianlawley)

What do you guys think of the hate John Green is getting for the metaphor scene in TFIOS?


Ignorance spreads like wildfire. Most people spreading hate do not understand the concept of the character. Yes he is pretentious, yes he is cocky, all that is deliberate. The whole point of Augustus character is that he puts on a mask to hide his real identity, the whole cocky collected teen who is always in control slowly falls apart throughout the book to reveal what he really is in the end, a scared little boy whose biggest fear is looming upon him. That’s what makes him who he is, and we get to experience his change with him and that is great.